January 26th, 2009|
|01:10 pm - I R Nutz!|
Tags: dave, re-memorable
I have had reason today to remember a LOT of my weird quirks.
The only one worth repeating here, however, is how I used to eat my Cheerios when I was young.
I'd take the bowl with cheerios and milk, and eat JUST one half down to the milk, so there was a wall of cheerios consisting the other half. Some cheerios would always fall into the milk side, though, because the "wall" falls apart.
I'd pretend the wall was a mighty empire, and the stray cheerios were rebels from the empire fighting against it. So I'd eat them. But as I did, the milk would shake more cheerios loose. These were more people rebelling against the aggressive destruction of the rebels. Eventually, the whole "empire" would dissolve into chaos and rebellion, and I'd have to put them all down.
I think I started this when I was in grade 2 or 3 ;/ It vaguely concerns me how GLEEFUL I was, decimating those "rebels" and knowing I was the bad guy they were increasingly rebelling against.
Current Mood: WTF?
I used to do very similar things, haha
I liked when they'd move away from the spoon, like they were fleeing. "Bwahaha!"
this makes me want cheerios
Wut. I used to do something similar with Fruit Loops, only mine was a hunter/prey game, spoon being my weapon of choice.
FROOT LOOPS ARE A PAIN TO EAT. I have to eat them one color at a time. :/
You're discriminating! This is why you fail!
I'm not discriminating! I have friends of every Froot Loop color!
And yet you eat them one colour at a time. What, are you ashamed of being seen eating one colour by the other colours? Or maybe you'd rather keep them segregated because of COLOUR!?
A wise man once said: "I have a dream...that one day my four little loops will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their sugariness." >:F
Well, you have to admit that Froot Loops were better before those... darker colors were added. I mean, remember when it was just Red, Orange, Yellow, and Green? All bright and cheery, right? And then Kellogg's insisted on integrating all the colors of the rainbow. I mean, I can't be the only one unhappy about that. I don't have anything personally against Blue or Purple, and they're all going to get eaten anyway, right? So... I just eat those first. Then, only the bright colors are left for a little while and the cereal as a whole is better for it!
Emo Fruit Loops need love too. You sicken me.
I only cut them with my teeth first because otherwise they'd just cut themselves!
No wonder they're so emotional and in pain.
Perhaps one day we will all live in a world where all loops are the same colour. Oh hai Cheerios
....Wait a sec. What an interesting philosophical point. Either you are different and tasty, or the same and bland (unless you are honey nut).
Honey Nut: a combination of sweet and nutty that completely ruins the healthy balance originally intended. That's me, indeed.
Breakfast philosophy is deeper than I originally thought!
I never gave any of the bastards a chance!!!
hahahaha that is a great mental image
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
I used to divide the bowl into quadrants, and I'd always eat the Cheerios starting with the bottom-right, then top-right, then bottom-left, then top-left. Also, there had to be at least three Cheerios in each spoonful I ate. Having just one or two bothered me, and sometimes when there were only one or two left in the milk I'd throw them away instead of eating them.